Meddling Kids has an official release date: July 11. I read that on the Internet, so it must be true.
And there's more: you can already pre-order it.
Better yet: you can pre-order the AUDIOBOOK. Can you believe that? Somebody (not Siri—actually somebody) is gonna read my sh*t aloud. And record it.
I am misplacing my manure, I tell you.