July 9, 2012

Teenage Winona Ryder > everything

A wild picture of Winona in 8th grade appears!


Allow me to expand on this statement, because you may not glimpse the whole size of it. 'Everything' means:
  • You.
  • Me.
  • World peace.
  • The miracle of photosynthesis.
  • Natalie Portman AND Ellen Page. Together. SMOOCHING.
  • Shakespeare AND Christopher Nolan.
  • Your country, all continents, and the tiny beautiful islands in between.
  • Winona Ryder's parents.
  • Jesus Christ, Muhammad, AND Buddha in a pub.
  • A water park full of hot schoolgirls riding dinosaurs. In Hogwarts.
  • The girl I love without her knowing, AND the girl I love without her or our common friends knowing.
  • The Solar System, the Kuiper Belt and all dark matter.
  • Transfinite numbers.
  • Jamie Hewlett.
Yours truly,
Edgar, 31 y.o. in 2012.